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Velocity Alert: Spider whose bite can cause 4-hour erections found in family's store-bought bananas

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Spider whose bite can cause 4-hour erections found in family's store-bought bananas

It's always disappointing to come home from the grocery store to discover that your fresh produce isn't that fresh, but let's take a second to put your suffering into perspective.

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